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Matthew McConaughey Is Gonna Be My 6th Ex-Husband

May 29th 2009 11:08
(Two down, one in progress, so I have another two to run through til' I get to him. I'm gonna get you, Matthew...you and your bongo-beating, pot-smoking, hedonistic fine ass!)


Ahem.

Sorry.

I meant to review Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past. I can't help but drool over the gorgeousness that is McConaughey. Rrrrrow!

Okay. This film is mediocre at best, but it's not all bad. Obviously, Ghosts is an off shoot from the standard tale of overnight repentance: A Christmas Carol.

There were a lot of really funny parts in this movie. For instance: Michael Douglas plays McConaughey's smooth, pimp-daddy of an uncle. He's also a ghost. In fact, he plays Matthew's Marley. I've always been a Michael Douglas fan.. Ever since Fatal Attraction, I was hooked. It's good to know that he's still got it.


He was the best ghost, by far. The three bitches that played Past, Present, and Future....eh, not so much. Forgettable, really. I think the one that played the first ghost was the same chick that played Jules in Superbad. She was okay...just really, really, REALLY obnoxious.

The real magic on the screen was between Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Garner, in all honesty.. they pulled it off beautifully, that it really seemed like these two had known each other since childhood. Amazing rapport, definite sparks. I think they should divorce their respective spouses and get together because they are just so CUTE!

I'm not going to give details on the spot. If you know how to read Dickens, you know the gist of it. Every thing else is a spoiler, if I say anything.


...There is a fantastic point in the movie where Michael Douglas is educating his young nephew about the art of picking up chicks, though. Earns himself a slap in the face and a pretty blonde for his effort. Towards the end of the film, he loses a little of his game, though.. Poor bastard almost looks crestfallen.


Yeah, Michael, it's hard out here for a pimp, isn't it?


Anywhore, my final opinion: Go see it. Bring a date. Don't expect too much, some good laughs and a scene at the end where even I teared up a little. (And that's saying a lot. I'm a heartless bitch.)

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