http://www.scratchedscreen.com/ en Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:30:00 GMT Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:30:00 GMT info@scratchedscreen.com info@scratchedscreen.com http://www.scratchedscreen.com/images/scartched.jpg http://www.scratchedscreen.com/ http://www.scratchedscreen.com/back-from-the-dead/ My apologies on my absence for the last couple of months, not only did my internet get cut off for some reason, but I recently moved to a new house... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/back-from-the-dead/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/back-from-the-dead/ Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:30:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/dear-exhusband/ I love you, but go fuck yourself. Love, Ex-Wifey. http://www.scratchedscreen.com/dear-exhusband/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/dear-exhusband/ Sun, 28 Jun 2009 05:17:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/in-memorium/ Ed McMahon March 6, 1923 - June 23, 2009 Farrah Fawcett February 2, 1947- June 25, 2009 Michael Jackson August 29, 1958- June 25, 2009 "Because I have loved life... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/in-memorium/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/in-memorium/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:53:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/lmfao/ I would totally watch this. With a bong full of weed at my side, of course. A stoner comedy with zombies?? Sweet! Bong Of The Dead Teaser Trailer http://www.scratchedscreen.com/lmfao/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/lmfao/ Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:58:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/new-final-destination-flick/ WTF. Really?!? Another Final Destination film has been made, and cleverly titled The Final Destination. The only good thing about this film? It's the last one. Thank GAWD! Check out... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/new-final-destination-flick/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/new-final-destination-flick/ Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:41:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/why-oprah-winfrey-is-the-antichrist/ Why don't I like Oprah? Because the stupid bitch authorizes uncredited medical advice.... she should be slapped... doesn't she know that the majority of her viewing demographic are white, uneducated... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/why-oprah-winfrey-is-the-antichrist/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/why-oprah-winfrey-is-the-antichrist/ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:46:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/probably-one-of-the-funniest-you-tube-videos-i-have-ever-seen/ Now, I am a Final Fantasy nerd. I admit it. And one of my favorites is Final Fantasy X. While looking up some funny stuff on YouTube the other night... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/probably-one-of-the-funniest-you-tube-videos-i-have-ever-seen/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/probably-one-of-the-funniest-you-tube-videos-i-have-ever-seen/ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 08:08:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/cult-cinema-showgirls/ Ahh, Showgirls. Cult favorite of the gay/lesbian/transgender community.. One of the most awesomely bad films ever made. Okay, so most of us know that this was Elizabeth Berkeley's sad attempt... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/cult-cinema-showgirls/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/cult-cinema-showgirls/ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 07:56:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/interlude/ This post has nothing to do with film, by the way, just a rant about The L Word.... So, today was a lazy Saturday. My boyfriend had to work, so... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/interlude/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/interlude/ Sat, 30 May 2009 22:46:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/matthew-mcconaughey-is-gonna-be-my-6th-exhusband/ (Two down, one in progress, so I have another two to run through til' I get to him. I'm gonna get you, Matthew...you and your bongo-beating, pot-smoking, hedonistic fine ass... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/matthew-mcconaughey-is-gonna-be-my-6th-exhusband/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/matthew-mcconaughey-is-gonna-be-my-6th-exhusband/ Fri, 29 May 2009 11:08:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/under-new-management/ Welcome to the new (and greatly improved) ScratchedScreen.com! I have taken over this domain after the former proprietor dropped off the face of the planet a few months back. My... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/under-new-management/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/under-new-management/ Fri, 29 May 2009 02:10:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/baxter-you-know-i-dont-speak-spanish/ Will Ferrell has hinted that a sequel to his 2004 hit Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy may be in the works! According to EW.com, Ferrell is and Anchorman director... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/baxter-you-know-i-dont-speak-spanish/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/baxter-you-know-i-dont-speak-spanish/ Wed, 27 May 2009 22:14:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/director-may-be-staking-out-new-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-film/ Really Long Link Oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me. If Joss Whedon and the cast from the show aren't involved, I don't think I'll be wasting $7.00... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/director-may-be-staking-out-new-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-film/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/director-may-be-staking-out-new-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-film/ Wed, 27 May 2009 11:28:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/is-there-no-originality-left-in-hollywood/ Okay, how many of you had the living shit scared out of you by Freddy Krueger as a child? Raise your hands. Yeah. Me too. Robert Englund's Freddy Krueger scared... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/is-there-no-originality-left-in-hollywood/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/is-there-no-originality-left-in-hollywood/ Wed, 27 May 2009 09:49:00 GMT http://www.scratchedscreen.com/welcome-to-the-freak-show-all-tickets-half-off/ I've been blogging for years, and I figured, "What the hell? Why not turn this into a career?" I am 26 years old, I hail from New Orleans, Louisiana, and... http://www.scratchedscreen.com/welcome-to-the-freak-show-all-tickets-half-off/#comments http://www.scratchedscreen.com/welcome-to-the-freak-show-all-tickets-half-off/ Wed, 27 May 2009 08:11:00 GMT