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Why Is Big Hair Necessary To Filmmaking???

September 7th 2008 13:10
IF you are American. And a boy. And white. And would like to be a good film director, you only need one more thing: AMAZING big hair. Like, bouffant styles. This occurred to me when I was reading up on Jim Jarmusch. There are too many examples. Check this out:

(Orson Welles, The Original Bouffant Boy)
(Orson Welles, The Original Bouffant Boy)



(David Cronenberg, Cold Psychotic Bouffant - he痴 Canadian, but we値l ignore that and not make a fuss, cos he痴 been making American films for while now)
(David Cronenberg, Cold Psychotic Bouffant - he痴 Canadian, but we値l ignore that and not make a fuss, cos he痴 been making American films for while now)


(David Lynch, OCD Mad Bouffant)
(David Lynch, OCD Mad Bouffant)



 (Jim Jarmusch, Electrical Sockets Are An Issue Bouffant)
(Jim Jarmusch, Electrical Sockets Are An Issue Bouffant)


 (Tim Burton, The Hair Was An Issue Side Part Bouffant)
(Tim Burton, The Hair Was An Issue Side Part Bouffant)


(Todd Solondz, I Might Be Balding, But I値l Give It A Red Hot Go Bouffant)
(Todd Solondz, I Might Be Balding, But I値l Give It A Red Hot Go Bouffant)


(Wes Anderson, I知 so hot, I can pull off red AND big hair Show-off Bouffant)
(Wes Anderson, I知 so hot, I can pull off red AND big hair Show-off Bouffant)


OK. That amused me WAY too much. I need to get out more. But this shows that there is still hope for Zach Braff, "Garden State" had its (albeit brief) moments.

Hm, looking at photos again, an addendum, it would seem you also need pouty lips.
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Comment by Tracy

September 8th 2008 10:33
That's a good question!

Tracy

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